That's NOT Ke$ha in dirty photos/video

Getty Images The girl in the dirty pictures that leaked online sometime this week is not Ke$ha.

Someone named DJ Stolen has posted dirty pictures of the pop star's identical twin sister -- I'm not going to link to them because this is a family friendly site but if you want to go hunting that's your business (but they are really NSFW) – claiming that the girl in the shot is Ke$ha. There's also word that a video is lurking out there somewhere too.

Apparently Ke$ha's reps have been quick to deny that she's the girl in the shots. They told GossipCop.com "This is not Ke$ha in the photos."

So THAT'S where she draws the line. Huh. You've been wondering haven't you?

She better talk to that VERY IDENTICAL TWIN though, so this doesn't happen again.

Invent a storyline to Ke$ha's new video

Because we know you woke up this morning thinking, "If only I had some new pictures of Ke$ha's latest video shoot to look at, THAT would give me a reason to get out of bed," here are some new pictures of Ke$ha's latest video shoot. Not get UP!The video is called Take it Off and the clip was directed by Paul Hunter (Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears) in California, and will be available end of this month. 

Looks from the pics like the storyline follows Ke$ha from the desert, where she, through the magical flailing of her arms,conjures up a facsimile of middle America and starts working the street. She then makes it into the big leagues (maybe by pushing another woman down the stairs) -- note the fur coat – and gets invited to a party where someone has forgotten to fill the pool. But the party is really BORING so she devises a plan to bring upon the apocalypse so she can writher around on the ground in a Mad Max-ish type setting. But that gets boring too…so she has a shower,  gets back on her motorcycle and goes back to working the street.
The End.  

OK. My storyline sucks. You got a better one? Look at these pics and tell us how this story goes. 

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Caption This winner. Congratulations chuck umland!

Thanks everyone for participating in last week's Caption This contest. We have a winner. His name is chuck umland, and his caption is below. Good job chuck (is that lower case "c" one of those contemporary affectations or are you just lazy?). Give yourself a pat on the back and wherever else you can reach. But keep it family friendly, would you? This is a PG blog.

Not happy with the winner? Don't complain to us about it. Do better. But this entry is closed.

So, head on over to this week's pic and try again. 

Kesha and Head
I knew I could get "a head " in show business.

Caption This Ke$ha Pic!

This entry is closed. Have a go at this week's pic here.

It's time for another Caption This contest. Aren't you excited? I know I am. See last week's winner here.

The subjects: Ke$ha and one of those severed doll head things, perhaps intended for use by a hairdresser. Though it doesn't look like it's been employed for that purpose does it? Why has Ke$ha brought it as her date to the KIIS FM's Wango Tango 2010 at the Staples Center? Why is she kissing it? What would it say if it could talk? What's a Wango Tango, for that matter, and is it in any way related to a Wang Chung? So many questions.

So, get ready to WOW us with an awesome caption. Be creative! Be clever! And in the immortal words of Wayne**, be excellent to each other. (**Whoops! I meant Bill and Ted! Shame on me.). 

The winner's caption will be posted on this blog along with your name. What more could you want out of life? Nothing, I tell you. It doesn't get any better than that. It's like winning the Pulitzer prize, but without the, you know, actual prize. On the other hand, it requires comparatively little effort. Also, we never feature the Pulitzer winner on our blog.

Now get to it. We want to be WOWED.

Kesha and Head <<Your caption goes here!! The winner will be posted May 25!!>>

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Caption contest winner! Congratulations to Deb Porter. Yay.

Thanks so much to all of you who participated in our first ever Caption contest. Your entries were awesome, if very fart-joke heavy.

And, without further ado, we present your winner! Deb Porter, of we don't know where!Congratulations Deb! We salute you. Your entry was clever, referential and, importantly, fart free! See the caption below. And everybody get ready to caption the next pic, posted here! 

Getty ImagesWe were both running to the stage, ran into each other,
and now I'm in this little body!!??

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