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Caption This Alice Cooper pic

Caption This

Welcome to this week's Caption This! contest. See last week's winner here.

The subjects: Alice Cooper and a slightly larger than life sized model of his own head. They look kind of like they could be doing some sort of Abbott and Costello style routine. You know, like,

Alice: Did you see that? A bunch of cows!
Head: Herd.
A: What?
H: Cow herd!
A: Cow heard what?
H: Not heard what! Cow herd! Herd of cows!
A: Certainly, I’ve heard of cows, you dope!
H: This is stupid. Why would there be cows at the Sonisphere Festival?
A: I'm just trying to demonstrate some sort of wordplay, a homophone.
H: Don't call me a homophone. I love Clay Aiken.
A: I said homophone, not homophobe. Don't lose your head over it.

Rimshot!

OK. Your turn. Or, you know, write whatever you want. Doesn't have to be dialogue. The winner will be posted on Monday August 9. You get your name and caption POSTED RIGHT ON THIS BLOG! I know, right? Must be your lucky day.

Get to it.

 

Alice Cooper
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Comments (33)

1

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 9:54 PM on 03.08.2010

Looks like Alice Cooper got ahead of himself...

2

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 9:54 PM on 03.08.2010

Looks like Alice Cooper got ahead of himself...

3

SHREDDER says:
Post: 11:20 PM on 03.08.2010

"The audience loves it when I give them head."

4

SHREDDER says:
Post: 11:37 PM on 03.08.2010

"Keith Richards?...Is that you?" "Ya, Liz Taylor called, she wants her wig back!"

5

Billy Bob says:
Post: 11:47 AM on 04.08.2010

I will tell you this one last time. Cold Ethyl is my girlfriend.

6

Cruise says:
Post: 12:51 PM on 04.08.2010

The dark side of Ventriloquism.

7

Cruise says:
Post: 12:52 PM on 04.08.2010

I'm telling Mom.

8

diane says:
Post: 8:40 PM on 04.08.2010

Hey. This doesnt look like me.... who modelled for this. Howard Stern ?

9

d says:
Post: 9:46 PM on 04.08.2010

kiss me !! brittney and madona have nothing on us....

10

Doug says:
Post: 1:20 PM on 05.08.2010

I told you to stop following us around, Goliath!!

11

Nostradammit says:
Post: 10:58 AM on 06.08.2010

i told you once before ... NO, you cannot borrow my codpiece ... ask Gene, he invented everything!!

12

Sue says:
Post: 2:43 PM on 06.08.2010

By the way, Alice. I went to that chiropractor you recommended.

13

Eric says:
Post: 9:06 AM on 07.08.2010

Alice to Head: "Wow looks like your plastic surgery went horribly wrong!"

Head to Alice: "Wow yours didn't go so well either!"

14

jrf says:
Post: 9:53 AM on 07.08.2010

deja-vu

15

jrf says:
Post: 9:54 AM on 07.08.2010

deja-vu

16

Sue says:
Post: 10:54 AM on 07.08.2010

Wow, we look even more alike than the Olsen twins.

17

TIM DEVLIN says:
Post: 3:18 PM on 07.08.2010

I thought I took you to the dry cleaners with my other ass!

18

catherine says:
Post: 3:26 PM on 07.08.2010

I love you more,
No, I love you more.

19

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 5:20 PM on 07.08.2010

legendary rocker Alice Cooper still holding his head up high...

20

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 5:25 PM on 07.08.2010

Alice Cooper headed into town...

21

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 5:26 PM on 07.08.2010

Looks like the angel head took a holiday...

22

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 5:26 PM on 07.08.2010

Heads up Alice!

23

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 5:28 PM on 07.08.2010

(sorry about this one....)...Only Alice Cooper is talented enough to give himself some head on stage

24

prehberg says:
Post: 6:35 PM on 07.08.2010

Head: How's about a kiss!
Ailce: NO Tongue on the 1st date!

25

prehberg says:
Post: 6:36 PM on 07.08.2010

Head to Alice ; How's about a kiss!
Alice; No Tongue!!!!

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