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Caption This Amy Winehouse pic

Welcome to this week's Caption This! contest. I know you've been waiting for this all week. See the previous winner here.

The subjects: Iconic crooner Tony Bennett and neo soul artist Amy Winehouse, a.k.a. "Troubled Singer" in the merciless and relentless media. They are at the after show party for Tony's concert at Royal Albert Hall on July 1, 2010 in London, England. And she is both a) touching him and b) telling him something. But what? WHAT? Is it the meaning of life, the universe and everything? The egg salad recipe from What's Up Tiger Lily? What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?

I don't know! Let's make it up! Or, you know, whatever. Maybe you want to tell us what Tony is saying/thinking. Maybe you just want to randomly caption in a surreal fish/telephone pole-like manner. It's up to you. Knock yourselves out.

The winning caption will be posted on this blog on Monday, July 12. You'll be famous!!! It's like being a movie star, but without actually being in a movie, or being a star. But other than that it's exactly the same. It also requires comparatively little effort. Now get to it. 

Amy Winehouse and Tony Bennett

   <<Your caption goes here!! The winner will be posted July 12!!>>

Comments (23)

1

Main liner says:
Post: 11:38 PM on 05.07.2010

Tony dear, are you still with me? I thought you could handle that stuff!

2

Main liner says:
Post: 11:42 PM on 05.07.2010

Tony Bennett thinking...........Boy oh boy Amy, if I was about 40 younger these hands wouldn't be in my pockets.

3

Main liner says:
Post: 11:44 PM on 05.07.2010

Correction
Tony Bennett thinking...........Boy oh boy Amy, if I was about 40 years younger these hands wouldn't be in my pockets.

4

Tom Jones says:
Post: 11:51 PM on 05.07.2010

Amy, while slapping Tony.......... Snap out of it Tony, there is NO WAY you're taking me home tonight!

5

Tom Jones says:
Post: 11:56 PM on 05.07.2010

Somebody call 911 quick! I'll check for a pulse........Damn, I told him he can't compete with Justin Bieber.

6

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 9:43 AM on 06.07.2010

The Legendary Tony Bennett froze when approached by the troubled and drug addled Ms. Winehose. What was going through his mind?
'Keep hands in pockets and don't look directly at it. Keep hands in pockets and don't look directly at it...'

7

Glenn says:
Post: 10:53 AM on 06.07.2010

This Wax Figure is so life like.. I need one for every room in my house!

8

sarcastabitch says:
Post: 1:51 PM on 06.07.2010

Tony, baby.... you got some white stuff on your face....

9

paton says:
Post: 2:56 PM on 06.07.2010

Wow - your skin looks better than mine and you're, like, 100! I really need to lay off the drugs ...

10

justin says:
Post: 4:13 PM on 06.07.2010

Tony... Tony!!! look me in the eye.. and tell me you didn't take my stuff!!!

11

Ro says:
Post: 5:22 PM on 06.07.2010

Tony, that mole looks suspicious, maybe you should see a doctor.

12

marvilous says:
Post: 7:06 PM on 06.07.2010

Dearest? I luhve you skin! Whats your secret? You dont take drugs? Who is this man and what has he done with Tony?!

13

Billy Bob says:
Post: 8:30 PM on 06.07.2010

It is ok Tony i got the pancake mix.

14

Ray Ray says:
Post: 8:33 PM on 06.07.2010

Tony is stunned to find out that Amy is really his long lost love child.

15

J2S2P2 says:
Post: 8:36 PM on 06.07.2010

Tony thinking to himself, what is this babbling fool saying, must be one of those Spice Girls...mmmm...Scary Spice.

16

jim bo says:
Post: 8:41 PM on 06.07.2010

Its true Tony where free Lilo is going to jail.

17

brenda says:
Post: 10:02 PM on 06.07.2010

"Vampiress" Amy Winehouse strikes again.....

18

Sue F says:
Post: 10:33 PM on 06.07.2010

These shoes are killing me! Mind if I wrap myself around you a little while?

19

whatastory!!! says:
Post: 4:58 PM on 08.07.2010

For the last time, I'm not Michael Caine and I don't remember "behind the dumpster"! Sheesh.

20

Stig says:
Post: 8:17 PM on 08.07.2010

Let's sit you down Money... Uh, I mean Honey! What was that about a heart condition?

21

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 11:34 PM on 08.07.2010

Tony Bennett's thinking "Oh god, I don't want a taste of THAT, honey."

22

Kelly kelly says:
Post: 11:37 PM on 08.07.2010

Tony Bennett is thinking he's lucky he left his weed in San Fransico.

23

peter durie says:
Post: 2:20 AM on 12.07.2010

This is so weird! I was looking at you from afar and I thought you were a wax figure, but now that I am actually here touching you, you aren't a wax figure at all !! You're real! Things like this really blow me away, do you know what I mean Mr. Sinatra?!

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